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Jumping Convent

to change your mind

This girl all about me for 3 months, then she suddenly decided to start jumping convent.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher January 25, 2023


jumping the couch

A celebrity committing career suicide on live television. Also see jump the shark.

Tom Cruise jumping the couch on Oprah.

by zygnus October 27, 2008


Joy Jump

Noun: A friend who offers blindingly honest and ridiculously logical advice. Someone who tells people the things they often don't want to hear.

Other definition: a somnambulist ninja.

I was sure sleeping with my coworker wasn't a bad idea, but luckily my friend turned Joy Jump on me and made me see the light.

by Kwame Beauvais January 15, 2009


Jumped the Bay

A reference to a movie or movie director who has sacrificed plot or character development in favor of special effects, a la Michael Bay, in a negative way, by also referencing the well known phrase "Jumping the Shark", which refers to a tv show that is no longer as good as it used to be.

It looks like Roland Emmerich may have finally jumped the Bay with "2012."

by Lord Ironfist November 11, 2009


Jump a Skittle

Getting jumped by a group of gay guys

Calling a gay guy fruity then a gang of them jump you - jump a skittle

by Kanek May 7, 2020


Jumping Ugly

Going off verbally, aggressively and disrespectfully on someone who has said or done something to piss you off.

I was jumping ugly with him after he said my work sucked.

by Cyclist Rauel January 12, 2012


Toll Jumping

v. The act in quickly going behind someone with a FastTrack and skip paying the toll.

The act of a guy forgetting his fasttrack, and gunning it right up behind the person who does and driving through with him.

Toll Jumping happens most often on Express Lanes or at Toll Booths

by Lord Monday August 2, 2012