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Your best friend or person you go to first in any situation
Aye yo let me call my Hitter first!
Not THE truth. Something someone tries desperately to convince themselves of in order to justify their actions and opinions.
Scientist, "The simple scientific truth is that, aside from genetic anomalies, the human race has two genders as defined by their chromosomes."
Activist, "That may be YOUR truth but its not MY TRUTH. I identify as an ATTACK HELICOPTER."
An exclamation of the pain one's sides are experiencing as a result of laughing so hard.
"Justin Bieber is the best singer ever"
"HAHAHAHA MY SIDES"
A face mask manufactured by My Pillow.
"I'm going for a walk, but I'm wearing My Mask ."
"On my ones" is a popular phrase used in South East London high schools and is simply slang for “on my own”. As all slang does, the phrase slowly died out and is now used purely for comic effect. Variants of the phrase include: On your ones, Ones and One-sies.
Guy A: I'm just going to go get some chocolate.
Guy B: Don't leave me On my ones!
Guy A: Shut up...
An exclamation for surprise, shock, or pain (either physical or otherwise). Can also be repeated in various rhythms to form songs to further emphasise the effect.
"My bones!" - After getting beaten on a poker hand
"My bones!" - After missing an open goal
"My bones!" - After finding your wife in bed with your boss
"My bones!" - After literally breaking one of your bones
"My bones, my bones, my bones my bones my bones, my bones my bones my bones my bones, my bones, my bones my bones, my bones..." - To the tune of "High ho" from Snow White