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A fat woman's vagina. It appears as a large mound connected to her giant belly fat which creates a second roll in her pants.
"Where is her pussy at?"
"She has a fatty patty."
"Oh."
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The complete opposite of a Negative Nancy. One who always looks at the brighter side of things. With Positive Patty, the glass is always half full.
Nig nog: Momma, why we gots no food ta eats?
Positive Patty: Nigga, at least you gots a roof over yo head. Now go play with yo friends outside while I get my $220 hair did.
Nig nog: Officer, I swear I was going the speed limit, I've never even gotten a speeding ticket before!
Positive Patty: Now sir if you cooperate everything will be alright, jail isn't such a bad place after all.
Nig nog: Fuck niggas the po-lice is comin' and I be fucked UP!
Positive Patty: We'll be fine.
Nig nog: Why da whyte man gotta keep us down?
Positive Patty: Lemonjalow, if it weren't for the white man, who would be paying for your welfare checks?
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The Patty Crawford is when a male/female puts the pole end of his/her tennis racket in their asshole and spank his/her partner with the other end of the tennis racket. This must be performed naked.
Damn last night i was crazy! Zack and I did The Patty Crawford.
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When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.
My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.
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a warm handshake between two people. Initiated by one person, who extends both hands at the same time; one in the shake position, the other to be on the outside of the shake reciever (or shakee, as one might call it). This combination of hand shake and slight compression on the backside of the hand being shaken creates a shake sandwhich. It is often performed with a slight inclination of the upper body towards the shakee. Most often used by older people, and has been mastered by such presidents as George Bush, for meeting foreign ambassadors and other figures.
I went to quickly shake George Bush's hand after his speech, but he whipped out the old patty shake, and I couldn't get out.
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When your banging a chic and all the sudden you smell a smell that seems foreign to you (not a normal woman's scent, smells like an old pastrami sandwich) and you say "Damn that's a stanky patty!
I was with this rando i took home from the bar and once we started banging, I smelled something I've never smelt before, so I screemed out "I got stuck with a stanky patty!"
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