Jock

A sporty Guy Who push's nerds while whipping his friends with a jock strap.

Hey I loved that Jock Strap Whip last night Joe and Mark

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Jock

Dick ridin; and or being a hater

yo man, why u alawys on my jock.

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jock

usually stronger tougher more popular people
usually hated on by the jealous
but everyone thinks their airheaded but really theres alot of smart ones for example my schools varsity theres 2 kids that are juniors that are in college level courses and have scholarships to schools like columbia and yale
and u cant get athlectic scholarships to ivy league schools
and my school also went to the houston championship and was 1 round away from state champs but back to the subject they are highly competitive and its a whole lot better actually doin something with your life besdies sitting at home watching tv ,skateboarding, or plotting on how you will hate on the preps just because your jealous of their looks even though u dont wanna admit it

goth: omg jocks are soo gay all they do is workout and play football
jock: stfu its better than hating on people like me all day long

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jock

when a someone is trying hard to get with someone else because they are attracted to them or has a sexual agenda for that person and pursues with extreme effort.

That guy is on my jock.
That girl is really on my your jock.

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Jock

Adjective used to describe picking up girls. Mainly used by douche bags. One does not have to be a "jock" to "jock" women. Just a douche.

I'm gonna jock every piece of pussy that walks through the door.

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jock

To smack (at an alarming speed) a mushroom tattoo across the face on the cheek or forehead

I will not hesitate to Jock a bitch...

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Jock

Jock is like no other guy you will ever meet. He is funny, smart, kind, handsome, is super cool, has an really sexy body and knows his shit when it comes to women. Ladies swarm him like bees to flower and guys idolize his awesomeness. He has a crazy personality and the courage of a honey badger.

Girl: "I want that Jock guy in pants"
Guy: "Man Iwish I was more like Jock"

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