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When a well-endowed man stands with his hands on his hips and shakes them forward and back, his penis provides an example of a pendellum. His "head" will swing back and hit the top of his butt crack and swing forward and hit him in his abdominal muscles. Probably named after a man named Fiegle and the term is commonly used on the East US coast.
He got so drunk he entertained the crowd with the Fiegle Shuffle.
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Exuberant dance move, used during dispute. Potential rock, paper, scissors replacement?
He busted out the hulsey shuffle and all hell broke loose.
Damn dog you just got Hulsey Shuffled!
The Hulsey Shuffle ended WWIII
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When fat Middle Eastern men walk around in public, usually in groups of 3 and clothed with tight soccer pants and puma shoes. They are often seen exiting a brand new Mustang, Challenger, Camaro, or Fx35.
That man Arab shuffled into me in the store. What an asshole!
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The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.
I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.
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An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!
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An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.
First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
'Hey Mikael, what are you doing under that blanket? Are you having 'A Solitaire Shuffle'?'
The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic
I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.