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table for one

Masturbation.

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.

by Tu Mother May 24, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slap the Table

To make a decision.
To come to closure on a topic that has been discussed and debated to death.
Note - Used most effectively in conjunction with the actual action of slapping a table.

After going round and round on a topic, one of the board members said "For God sakes, will someone please just Slap the Table!"

by Dr Ock February 13, 2008

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


tarts table

When creating a table in word and you center align all the text within the cells.

Dai: thats looks like a tarts table
Pupil: why, whats wrong with it?
Dai: You've center aligned the text you tart

by Dean and Mark April 6, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Table Time

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.

In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.

by Craig January 12, 2004

97๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


table grade

a middle age woman good looking enough to be have her pussy eaten on the dining room table

When I first saw David's mother I new she was table grade, and would have eaten her on the spot.

by bullet88 March 11, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Run the Table

This saying comes from playing pool. It means to sink all of the balls on the table, not giving the competing party a chance to even shoot. In pool if you sink a ball you get to shoot again and keep shooting until you miss. Only if you miss does the other party get to shoot and keep shooting until he misses.

It has moved to other areas meaning to win it all, for instance a team winning all of its games in a season.

They will run the table, winning all of their games this year.

by Piper3456 February 2, 2016

57๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass table

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

by Edward July 9, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž