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When something takes much, much longer than you thought it would. A reference to Gilligans Island.
"That meeting was a total three-hour tour. It was only supposed to last 30 minutes!"
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a) a large shit show at State College where people drink an unimaginably amount of alcohol (the perfect amount) and run around to different house stops in search of even more alcohol.
b) the perfect day
c) comparable to Christmas Morning
Legend has it that the tour started when a group of college kids at Penn State ran out of booze, so they ran from house to house drinking all the booze they could find.
Tour de State is only 54 days away; I cannot wait to get blacked out drunk and get a few 'js' in.
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Something that takes longer than expected. The term is a reference to Gilligan's Island, in which the characters take off for a 3 hour tour but end up stranded on an island.
"How was your bike ride?"
"Sucked, it ended up being a three hour tour after John lost the map"
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The Magical Mystery Tour(MMT) is a movie, albumn, and a actual tour. All from the Beatles. the albumn has classic songs like 'Hello Goodbye', 'Strawberry Fields Forever', 'I Am The Walrus', and 'All You Need Is Love'.
I got a Magical Mystery Tour t-shirt!
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A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.
Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.
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Adjective, describing that the subject (typically a musician) is dead, particularly when the person to whom it is addressed is either unaware or uncertain of their demise.
Didn't you hear? Joe Strummer's been touring with Joy Division since 2002.
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A bicycle race, similar to the Tour de France, where riders must be gay, ride naked, and the winner of each stage gets buttfucked by all the other participants in the stage.
"Did you watch the Tour de Prance last night? Lance Armprance got assfucked so hard in that last time trial!"