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A bad ass mother fucking bitch with a nice pussy and one eye
I was at the pool when this one eyed grease box showed up.
When someone with AIDS ejaculates into another's eye.
*At a funeral* "He was a beloved member of society, who know what he could have accomplished had he not met the one-eyed Freddie Mercury."
During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate
"he was such a dick he gave me a one eyed hobbling pirate"
i saw some awesome porn so i stroked the one eyed snake
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only done in a threesome it is when on person (male) climbs on anothers(females) back sticks his dick in her mouth. The thired person is laying under the women and has his cock stuck up in her tities and is cumming in her eye making her 'one eyed'
harrison was the parret in the parrot of the one eyed pirate
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another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.
Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!
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One who meets a guy and an hour later has sex with him. Shooter was pretty accurate therefore she got the name, One Eye'd bandit.
B.W.K, One eyed bandit
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