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road weasel

A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.

Did you see that guy just cut you off? What a road weasel!

by pokeyzard August 26, 2009


Weasel slap

When one surreptitiously slaps his unsuspecting friend in the face with his male member

Greg, with stealthful precision, approached Lee from behind, and weasel slapped him in the face as he watched "The Highlander" in a drunken stupor.

by G Fuckin Money August 16, 2013


weasel-mullet

a shifty cunning lazy little fuck with a bad hairdo.
someone who looks busy and acts busy but in realilty are doing fuck all.

at work johnny weasel-mullet was making out to be busy.
there was a lot of running around but nothing was getting done. the mullet hairdo looked fucked up.

by 2bhuge February 16, 2011


axing the weasel

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.

When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.

by CSM April 24, 2005

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Diesel Weasel

When you're sat in a car and the vibrations and bumps in the road give your an erection.

Mate, I've got a full-on Diesel Weasel from that drive.

by AnonymouslyYou August 3, 2018

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douche weasel

1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.

Dude, I'm tired of this homework. Shakespeare was such a douche weasel!

by Greg B! October 20, 2007

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Tin Weasel

A sneaky, untrustworthy, ugly, imbread looking person

Ed Mckenzie is a fucking tin weasel

by Dr. Frankfoot June 19, 2010

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