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when a food is so good that it gives you an orgasm in your mouth
Wow, when I ate that hot dog, it gave me such an oral-gasm that i had to eat 5 more
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Someone who claims to speak for God, but doesn't!
Oral Roberts wanted to give me head, but, I said "NO!"
But, then he told me that GOD said I had to let him give me head, so I said, "Okay, FINE! God damn it! Get it over with."
It felt SSSOOO good!!!
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oral sex
1: The direct result of expensive jewelry, such as a tennis bracelet or engagement ring. May also result from the purchase of the football package or dressing up to look like a female stranger.
2: A man or a woman causing sexual pleasure, preferably to the point of orgasm using primarily their mouth.
3:When married couples only form of sexual intimacy comes in the form of shouting 'Fuck You!' from down a hallway.
Sheila-"Why are we shopping for a new gaming console for your man?"
Tara-"We're not, were shopping for a weeks worth of oral sex."
Jewelry Salesman -"What can we help you with today sir?"
Sir Timothy- "I am looking to buy about a month of oral sex."
Jewelry Salesman - "Excellent, let me get my keys so I can bring out the private selection."
She performed oral sex on me until I ejaculated in her nag hole!
We had oral sex last night for about twenty minutes before my throat got so sore I couldn't scream at him to go fuck himself anymore.
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A room in the White House for the President to conduct specific business. Was originally just the Oval Office, but got a little name change after the unfortunately blown-out-of-proportion antics of President Clinton.
VH1: If Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't stop making stupid comments (like: "I think gay marriage should be something between an man and a woman"), then he may find himself stupid enough to start serving our country (like Bush) in the Oral Office.
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When you get head from someone
Guy 1: yo dude lindsay gave me an increible oral roberts yesterday
Guy 2: oh man she gave you an oral roberts, what a dirty girl
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1:Talking or bragging about yourself or a subject matter you know almost everything about to the point of excess.
2:When someone continuously talks about something only they are interested in.
3: to talk endlessly simply for enjoyment, attention, or control.
Never ask Jon about his job unless you want to experience 3 hours of oral masturbation .
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What you politely call "talking shit"
I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.
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