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Hotboxing someone under the covers. Bonus points if it's your girlfriend. You stud.
Get under the covers so I can Jamaican oven you.
what single men use when the microwave isnt working
i had to use the legit oven for my pizza rolls, it pissed me the fuck off!
this is an expression that describes teaching someone how to cook
bob: “can you make some pasta?”
steve: “ mate you might have to help me bolster the oven”
You light a fart and the wind blows it back in.
I tried to light my fart on fire but I accidentally gave myself a haunted oven.
Food that requires an oven to be cooked, and has an acquired taste due to being stored in an outside fridge.
"Have you been to Bald Man Jack's place lately?"
"Yes I have, he cooked me up some oven food he had been storing in his outside fridge for a week and then we watched the footy."
A cookie-cutter suburban home constructed from cheap, low-quality materials, containing little to no insulation and clad with dark roofing. Long into the night, the neighbourhood unwillingly endures the occupant's lamentation, as this overpriced, poorly built furnace of fuck maintains internal temperatures only found near the edge of the devil's anus after a night on reaper sauce.
These four-walled shit toasters are favoured by dimwitted property investors who often revere themselves as scions of financial mastery but usually lack the basic mental gymnastics to invest in other financial assets.
Shane bought a ghetto oven in Blacktown for $1.2m at 6% for 30 years. It won't even last 3 years. It's already cracking up the middle and sinking.