A descriptive phrase, usually used for body odour
Keee-ripes man! Who is that reeking like a pissed-on pasty in here?!
An attractive woman from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
Toivo Rintamaki: Ya sure are quite da little hot pasty, ain't ya!
Toivo's 15-year-old niece: ...
When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
A pasty virgin is a virgin that is not only pasty white but also is desperate they with literally fuck a tree.
Donald is a pasty virgin.
When your mate only eats greggs and smells like a pasty
Bro stfu you smell like a BOGOF Pasty
The equivalence of small man syndrome but instead for chunky white guys who call themselves Mexican.
Pasty bean sacks may rule the world but lack with the ladies due to the radiontal brightness of there skin complexion.