rail patrol

In a fraternity or other party setting; occurs when walking around with a flash light and making sure every sex act going on is consensual

I got BAAD Duty tonight (Brothers Against Drunk Driving). I got Rail Patrol.

"Lights on, hands up, rail patrol is here, making sure everything is consensual."

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Ski Patrol

Ski patrol is when one guy sits in the middle of 2 other guys and jerks them off. Similar to skiing.

Kyle sat between julian and nick and ski patrolled em.

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PAW Patrol

The show that aired on Nickelodeon that is BAD and breaks the laws of physics and gravity.

My brother likes PAW Patrol, but I don't.

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fag patrol

A group of gays on mopeds that think they're so awesome.

OMG! Look, it's the Fag patrol run!

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Nissan patrol

Often looses 4wd ability midway through a camping trip to the beach and has to be towed along with the camper out by a real 4wd

"Hey mate my Nissan patrol has lost 4wd and i keep getting bogged in the sand."
Its ok i'll hook your patrol and your camper up to my real 4wd "the challenger" and tow you out of the sand

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pussay patrol

Paddy and Luke's well known fanny fucking gang that will fuck any beaure that moves. There penis' are big as whales and can knock down an aeroplane with a cum shot.

The pussay patrol gave it to me up the ass

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dawn patrol

to get up early in the morning to get a head start (early members of the air force would do so to survey enemy positions)

I Don't want to go on dawn patrol this time.

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