PB and J

Penis, Balls, and Jizz, a tasty treat.

All my dad gave me for lunch was a PB and J...

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PB and J

To consume a pint and one beer then proceed to smoke a joint.

Mike: Hey you wanna get fucked up tonight?
Luke: I think I'm gonna go for a PB and J.
Mike: FUCK YA!!!

(Mike and luke then proceed to high five)

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PB - Penalty Bong

Ok, first of all, PB has, for over 35 years of personal knowledge, meant PENALTY BONG. And ONLY Penalty Bong. Pre-dates by decades, Pussy Bitch or Penis Breath or even Peanut Butter!

Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup.

(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)

“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..spill all the rest of our dope on the floor / tell your Dad we just dropped acid (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) / pee yourself / tell that cop we were stoned / smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit / eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies / do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me - PB - penalty bong!”

(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"P Fuckin B")

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PB n' BJ

A sexual act during which a man covers his penis in peanut butter while his partner fills his/her mouth with jelly and proceeds to perform oral sex upon the penis. Fun for all! YUM!

Special note: While one may use any variety of jelly, it is best to stick to creamy peanut butter. Chunky is simply too dangerous.

male #1: "Damn yo! My girlfriend surprised me with a PB n' BJ last night for my birthday!"

male #2: "Strawberry?"

male #1: "Nah, dude...grape."

male #2: "Sweet."

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PB n J

A way of saying PB and J (peanut butter and jelly)

"Lets go make some PB n J"

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pb&j wipe

When a girl wipes after pooping while on her period resulting in a red and brown “pb&j wipe”

It’s oddly satisfying to get a pb&j wipe while on my period.

PB n J

When two people go really, really well together, like peanut butter and jam. They are almost always in love and are like each other's foil: a person who complements another person and highlights the best parts of each other's personality. Thick as thieves. Partners in crime. Hand in hand. Copesetic.

"Did you see Amelia and her man the other day? Hella wicked! Those two are like PB n J!"

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