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When one engages in a bash and dash and upon leaving they exit with the hosts house cat or small dog.
Shane was so horrible in bed that while making her leave, Nancy grabbed his beautiful cat, Chuckles performing a picture perfect bash and dash with petty theft.
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THE QUEEN OF RAP. (minaj misspelled on purpose for stage name. pronounced ménage)
p1:hey, who is the queen of rap?
p2: Onika Tanya Maraj-Petty.
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a special network set up for special sam that helps him with his stupid study also he gets nautical zeros (-115) on test that he fails and didnt study for
so sam got a nautical zero on his algerbra stupid study test
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Oh my god! What the fuck was I thinking when I got with Thad? Never get with a petty bitch boy maggot rebound.
That is a petty bitch boy maggot rebound.
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The Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 is a character of the Halo franchise, his only known name is John. He is known by many as SPARTAN-117, and more as the Master Chief, due to his rank. He is the last remaining SPARTAN-II as of late 2552. He was selected at the age of five to be in the SPARTAN augmentation program, meant to create super-soldiers to quell the Insurrection. The Insurrection was a rebellion from the UNSC. It was mostly destroyed by the end of the Human-Covenant War.
John, along with other SPARTAN-IIs, was augmented with various things. Not all SPARTAN-IIs survived, however. The survivors gained enhanced speed, strength, stamina, and agility. They were excellent tacticians and leaders due to their teaching of nearly every historically significant battle, and then some. In the end, though, John was lost after the destruction of UNSC Forward Unto Dawn. He was a hero, and died saving humanity.
Meanwhile, he has been mocked across the internet for the Halo story being poor and him being a 'fail'. While the story is not the greatest, surely it is not the worst, or it would be so bad it's good. Of course, your mileage may vary...
Please do not confuse with Mister Chief.
"lol mastur ch33f suckas my asshole
"which 1ne?"
"all eight lolololololoolol fuck u"
"Hmmm, this "Master Chief Petty Officer John-117" seems quite similar to other video game heroes."
"Yes, indeed."
"hai r u mster chif?"
"no im not a chef lolololololollollololooll1111"
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spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti is how you would describe a hamster who does not like to eat its spaghetti (this is very bad) in this very rare case you should subscribe to pewdiepie or your hamster might drown in its own sweat
oh my gosh you have such a spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti it must be so ghastly!
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a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.
calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.
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