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A football team that has no life, its fan's always say that the Dallas Cowboys fans suck when in fact they have NO Superbowl wins and Dallas has 5. They say we choke...How bout when they faced the raiders in the 1980s for the Superbowl and lost, or when they faced the giants recently and LOST for the Superbowl.
Man 1 (eagles Fan) : "Hey man I fell asleep before the Philadelphia Eagles VS Dallas Cowboys game who won?"
Man 2 (No favorite team): "Who do you think?"
Man 1 (eagles Fan): "...Dallas?"
Man 2 (No favorite team): "42-0, Dallas"
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A supposed military operation that occurred October of 1943 in the Philadelphia Naval Shipyard. A highly classified experiment to cloak the U.S destroyer escort the USS Eldridge in an electromagnetic force-field. According to unconfirmed speculation, such as has surrounded the Roswell incident, reports emerged that the ship disappeared into a time-space anomaly and that those on board never could adjust psychologically afterward. The television show LOST has capitalized on the Philadelphia experiment, and incorporated the time-space anomaly concept with the mind's inability to deal with the fourth dimension.
LOST is based on the Philadelphia experiment.
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A drug deal.
"Just did a philadelphia intervention."
"You mean you sold someone drugs? That's the opposite of an intervention."
"Yep.
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A suck ass team that's going suck even more without T.O.
The Philadelphia Eagles will go 5-11....if they're lucky.
Go Cowboys
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The Philadelphia Eagles are the second best american football team next to the New England Patriots. They are both owned by friends who happen to be Jewish. Both owners met at a camp as youths in the catskill mountain range.
The ultimate goal of the two owners is to pull as much money out of the fans as possible. The winning of championships is secondary to the money that must be made.
Lucky for the owners much of the fans consist of salisman and testemorphs.
The philadelphia eagles are one big ass cash register!! -- Jeff Lurie.
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An NHL team in the worst market in the United States.
Play a solid game, but in a terrible area.
Have the worst fans in the NHL; they give up on and reject their team whenever they fall behind or don't do well. Then claim to be the best whenever they do anything remotely positive.
"Are you a Philadelphia Flyers fan?"
"No, how dare you insult me like that."
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The act of farting while recieving a rimjob
"yah shirly, last night he was giving me a rim job, and i had mexican, i just couldn't hold it in..."
"Hey sam, sorry again about giving you that philadelphia gust last night."
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