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Really long and thin toes that look like fingers
Oi Jimmy I’ve heard you’ve got piano toes
When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.
I want a Piano Failures
where a dog is tied up by its neck and hung up, its feet barely touching the ground, until it is slowly and excruciatingly strangled to death.
Person 1: I did the piano dance to my dog!
Person 2: You're disgusting!!
A girl with a pussy so wide, it takes more than just two fingers to play with it.
I suggest you refrain from touching Sarah. Unless your Mozart, because that pussy’s like a piano.
This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!
The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.
Another way of saying “I promise.” Used to ensure your counterpart is telling the truth and absolutely not fucking with you.
A: “I fucked your mom”
B: “Yeah, sure”
A: “Dude, Piano”
Practising piano skill on a human body under a intoxicated condition
Daryl was playing piano with the girl we all don’t know well.