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All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it
OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room
a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
The gentleman's pinch is whats best described as Columbia's finest cocaine, usually consumed by the middle and upper class demographic, especially in places like Australia and New Zealand given the high price for this wonder drug. You will see on occasions a crack head that has saved up his/her payments from the government or pawned a stolen TV, lash out and treat themselves to a gram of gentleman's pinch, but this is definitely not the norm and will not threaten the status of the gentleman's pinch. It is widely socially acceptable due to the salubrious nature of the drug, and has a way of uniting people and has assisted in forging many life long friendships.
Hey Stu, we should get some gentleman's pinch to celebrate! You're not wrong Brad, let's see if old mate down the road has any that's top shelf and untouched! See if Seany is keen as well. Fuck remember the last time this happened, Brad went over to that group of chicks and offered them some of the finest gentleman's pinch, nek minute they were riding us like horses into battle!
like a titty twister but more acceptable in oldish company
"Mom Dag moogi pinched me." Norbert
"Dag don't moogi pinch your brother Norbert" mom
Angry Beavers episode Utter Nonsense
A man with Scottish Pinch refers to a person who has a large penis and killer swag.
“Wow! Jordan’s so cool! That dude definitely has a Scottish pinch!”
“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”
*Sees a 911* "Pinches Policia, escúchame chingatumadre, nunca me encontrarás
So para de mirar, no me controlas, te controlo.
Pinching and rolling the nutsack to itch your scrotum sack.
"Did you see that speaker on stage skin pinching?"