Random
Source Code
Random
like a titty twister but more acceptable in oldish company
"Mom Dag moogi pinched me." Norbert
"Dag don't moogi pinch your brother Norbert" mom
Angry Beavers episode Utter Nonsense
A man with Scottish Pinch refers to a person who has a large penis and killer swag.
“Wow! Jordan’s so cool! That dude definitely has a Scottish pinch!”
“Kyle absolutely FUCKS. Buddy has a Scottish pinch.”
*Sees a 911* "Pinches Policia, escúchame chingatumadre, nunca me encontrarás
So para de mirar, no me controlas, te controlo.
To produce a colossal turd that seals the deal.
I'm next in line for the can, dude - I'm about to Pinch a Clincher!
All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it
OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room
a; A gooch pinch happens while wearing comfortable jeans with loose underwear or, more painfully, no underwear, and attempting to sit on a leather or suede(unforgiving) couch and feeling a slight pinch between your balls and asshole whilst you sit down.
b; While participating in oral sex the giver causes the receiver much pain after pinching the skin between the sex organ and the asshole with their fingers or teeth.
"After dinner my girlfriend was asking if I would give her a rim job and I said hell no so I gave her a gooch pinch!"
The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.
Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!
I heard he used the squish & pinch method!