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Plank Wank

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.

Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!

by ThyReginator November 27, 2017


Plank Stomp

The act of stomping on some idiot planking for photo purposes.

Look there's someone planking, go and plank stomp them

by M4rilynM4ns0n450 July 27, 2011


plank spanking

Masturbating while planking.

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.

by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014


plank minute

A unit of time based off of the plank, a painful core exercise which induces an extreme burning feeling in the abdomen. Just like the actual plank exercise, the plank minute seems to last forever.

Bill: Bro, chemistry felt so long today.
Mike: Yeah man, it was a whole-ass plank minute.

by Kick ass high hive January 28, 2020


Yank the plank

To beat your dick (not literally) Or to receive a handjob by somebody.

Yo Iโ€™m boutta go yank the plank Iโ€™ll be right back.

This girl yanked my plank last night, it was great.

by 69_master69 March 19, 2021


Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.

His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011

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spank the plank

1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)

Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.

by black flag May 30, 2004

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