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Harvesting a green shit that has been borroughing for a few weeks
"why weren't you at the party last night man?"
"I was busing takin a mean harvest plop for a few hours, I guess I lost track of time."
The pearl harbour plop is the act of jumping on to another male or females chest and excreting on their chest.
Luke:
"Liam gave nikkita a right pearl harbour plop"
Joe:
"I know her chest is really bruised"
It’s a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are
“a good plop” there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, you’re in for a ride!
Symptoms of Being a good plop may include:
- Happiness
- 12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip
- smiling
- teeth enlargement
- German heritage
Symptoms of being a plop may include:
- Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole that’s gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously)
- Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates)
- Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D)
- Last but definitely not least, having your soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole bag of tortilla chips vertically
Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands
Stop you f*cking plop. (Bad :((()
Hey, take it ez, k? You’re a good plop!
Plop (adjective)
Both curseword and compliment
To defecate on someone, usually for sexual pleasure.
Did you hear how kinky Mike is? He let Collette give him a plop job!
During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.
Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.
The act of straddling one's legs over the tops of a toilet stall's side walls and dropping your payload into the bowl from your lofty perch.
I missed my first drop, but my second sky plop hit the mark.