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When you fart in an empty pillow case and put that bag over someone's head.
Everything was cool until that mofo popcorn bagged me!
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N.- When a girl's cleavage is drenched in sweat or hot for any particular reason. It is able to pop popcorn in their breasts.
A definite turn on for guys. ;)
Meghy: Hey Mike, guess what?
Mike: What?
Meghy: Rach's cleavage is so hot it's popping the popcorn.
Mike: POPCORN CLEAVAGE! *drools*
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When you find a dick in your popcorn that serves as a self serving butter dispenser.
It's every lesbians fantasy to get a popcorn surprise!
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Fairies who help in controlling the popping of corn. First befriended by Orville Redenbaucher and brought to America via sea shipping routes. Also known to sprinkle popcorn salt dust on people to make them fall in love with eating popcorn.
theatre staff: "Wow, i almost didn't have enough popcorn."
other theatre staff: "How did you survive?"
theatre staff: "the popcorn fairies."
other theatre staff: "thanks popcorn fairy."
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When a callous (or calluses) on your foot get so big and yellow it looks like a buttery piece of popcorn.
Here a cheese grater go fix your popcorn foot problem.
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What a black man takes to the movie theater, in substitute of popcorn.
Damn nigga, I hate these white people movie theaters not selling some good old fashioned popcorn chicken.
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A movie is garanteed to be, "eh". One that is sure not to win any awards. One only goes to see it as a excuse to eat popcorn and other junk food with friends. Sometimes with the intention of insulting it afterword.
Also, a movie that is overly advertised in theatre previews that you get the taste memory of popcorn in your mouth when you see the commercial on t.v.
Person 1: Oh wow, Fred Clause / The Comebacks looks like such a popcorn movie. It's going to be so stupid!
Person 2: Yeah, but what else are we going to do Friday night?
Person 1: True. We might as well.
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