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The practice of having sex with someone only because you feel sorry for them; sympathy sex.
John won't stop whining about how long it's been since he's gotten laid...I'm willing to pity pork him myself just to shut him up already.
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An obsessive, over-zealous and egotistical Park Ranger who feels a need to ticket drivers for speeding, typically on roads outside of his or her jurisdiction.
Better slow down, those Pork Rangers will ticket you for five miles over the limit!
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n. Sexual intercourse with a Vegan.
My Vegan boyfriend's coming over tonight and he's bringing the Pork Salad.
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The tendency of a car to turn left (right in RHD cars) when being driven by a fatty. The driver's extreme weight causes the left side suspension to sag, making the car naturally turn left.
Although this can be a benefit if you normally make left turns, right hand turns will be negatively affected by the weight imbalance.
This effect is similar to torque steer, a similar effect found in FWD cars and caused by driveshaft differences.
Unlike torque steer, pork steer can be found in cars of any engine/drivewheel layout, as long as the driver is a pork enthusiast.
Q: why does my car turn left when i hit the go pedal?
A: lol pork steer
Source: Automotive Ins
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A police helicopter, or chopper.
You can't outrun a Pork Chop!
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Derogatory or merely joke word to describe someone of Portuguese origin...often used in Southern Ontario where at least half a million Portuguese live.
Hey Fatima are u pork and cheeese
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