Presidents Day

A holiday that has no real reason other than being an excuse for furniture and automotive dealers to have huge sales, and make Americans that don't know anything about their government feel stupid.

Example One: It's Presidents Day, so come on down and fork over alot of money for this used car...

Example Two:

Dumb Person: Hey, Happy Pres. Day, man!

Smart Person: Yeah...okay. Hey, do you know who the first five presidents were?

DP: Uh...Washington, Jefferson...Lincoln.

SP: Exactly.

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President Logan

A faggot ass bitch who is a backstabbing whore on the t.v.

show 24. Don't worry, though. Jack Bauer doesn't like

President Logan so he's pretty much fucked. Peace out

President Logan

Dude, you're as dead as President Logan.

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President Pmurt

What dyslexics call President Trump

President Pmurt: M'I gnihctaw tnediserP Pmurt no VT (I'm watching President Trump on TV).

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The worst president

not trump
its James Buchanan, screw that guy

The worst president is probably not trump

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46th President

A damn dumb ass! Who shit's him self!

The 46th president doesn't even know his name!

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President Trump

45th President of the United States of America. He made the economy better and protects the country from illegal Mexican immigrants.

President Trump: "We will build a wall to keep our border safe!"

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President Douche

Biggest Douche that you have ever met. Can be used Sarcasticly to start a Conversation.

Yo, whaddup President Douche?

Bro, stop being a president douche!

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