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Similar to sword fighting, when two gays intertwine their cocks as one.
That guy loves other guys...he is a pretzel maker.
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When a girl has her legs behind her head and is being penetrated by another partner
Jillian got swedish pretzeled and could not walk all day.
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A sexual position with two men and a woman. One man is fucking the woman while being fucked in the ass. Named after a popular GLBT bar in Sacramento called the Mercantile Saloon (known for pouring heavily and not charging much) where the idea was conceptualized.
Treighton is the middle in a mercantile pretzel with his girlfriend and the random guy from the gay bar.
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when a man sits on the toilet and faces forward and a girl sits on him facing him and fornicates while both are pooping
"what did you do last night?"
"i pretzel pooped with alyssa"
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When two person's penis are tied together
Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.
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Like getting one's shorts in a knot- to the highest degree.
Arturo: Dude I knocked up my sister I'm totally fucked!
Fabian: Hey man- don't get your shorts in a knot.
Well, maybe get your shorts in a knot, but definately not your balls in a pretzel.
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Getting less than half in a split- as in splitting a pretzel withour getting the inner knot. Less than half of any deal. Getting screwed in a divorce.
I lost the house, the dog and the cars in my divorce, I really got pretzel screwed.
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