A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.
Man, I was carbo-loading last night because she was giving me a dark pump.
Another term for getting fucked over
Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
1) This guy just penis pumped me
2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping
The joke child of computer science.
Without the pumping lemma, Western civilization would have crumbled years ago.
A term used by cryptocurrency traders to describe a significant increase in the value of a digital token investment that will result in enough money being made to fund a trip to Thailand with fellow Baghunter degenerates where everyone has sex with transsexuals.
Time’s running out to invest, the Energy Web Token ($EWT) is about to do a tranny pump.
I was pumping clay when the phone rang and when I got up to answer it my ass got all taffy.
Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.
"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"
To jack off violently and then go to sleep for the night
Bob: did you get any from your girl?
Joe: nah man I'm just gonna pump and slump