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dark pump

A pumpernickel-wrapped handjob from a gluten-tolerant African American woman. Also a type of pumpernickel.

Man, I was carbo-loading last night because she was giving me a dark pump.

by SurveyApe August 12, 2017


penis pumped

Another term for getting fucked over

Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)

1) This guy just penis pumped me

2) Just great, I just got a royal penis pumping

by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021


Pumping Lemma

The joke child of computer science.

Without the pumping lemma, Western civilization would have crumbled years ago.

by CS Realist April 29, 2013


Tranny Pump

A term used by cryptocurrency traders to describe a significant increase in the value of a digital token investment that will result in enough money being made to fund a trip to Thailand with fellow Baghunter degenerates where everyone has sex with transsexuals.

Time’s running out to invest, the Energy Web Token ($EWT) is about to do a tranny pump.

by Pano Crypto January 8, 2021


Jelly pump

An ass and or anus

Look at that jelly pump

by Beef soap September 1, 2017


pumping the pooch

Wasting time or not doing something because you have something "better" to do.

"dude quit pumping the pooch and get over here"
"FIGHT ME A-HOLE!"

by IIzPigeon May 26, 2017


pump and slump

To jack off violently and then go to sleep for the night

Bob: did you get any from your girl?

Joe: nah man I'm just gonna pump and slump

by Thetruth26 May 22, 2014