Pwned by a Chick

To completely fail as a man in either terms of video games, driving, BBQing, or any other event that a real MAN would never lose to a chick.

Me: F**k that guy can out drift me any day.. Friend: you know that's a chick driving right? Me: BULLSHIT!!!! Friend: How does it feel to be pwned by a chick!?!

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w00t pwned

w00t pwned: an expression used when a person has been pwned infront of an audience or a few people. Usually humiliating

"Oh man did you see that?! Fred just hit Jack in the face with a cookie sheet!" "W00t Pwned!"

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bitch pwned

to be pwned like a bitch

andrew - hey mom drive me to the movies
mom - no
craig - BITCH PWNED!

brian - im great at skating
eric - no you suck
ryan- BITCH PWNED

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uber pwned

getting absolutely destroyed in some kind of competition or event, usually in a videogame like Halo. pwn is derived from "own" but the o is replaced with a p, whiched is supposed to represent a tongue sticking out, therefore forming the word "pwn". I pwn noobs all day. but back to the uber part, uber is a synonym for "super", but it usually has a negative connotation.

"Daniel pwns Dylon in Halo, but its all fun and games".

"Dude, you just got uber pwned."

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i-Pwned

When you either drop your i-Phone and a large crack goes across the screen or the software freezes

Hey man i totally got i-Pwned last night when i was drunk and droped my i-Phone

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Pwned

Its origin is from online gaming, from the word pawn.

Referring to some one as pwned means they have been expelled or destroyed as if they where expendable.

"He went down in 30 seconds, I pwned him"

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pwned by life

When one is truly dealt a bad hand by nature. Used to describe one who is so horribly hopeless and worse off than anyone else, they have truly been pwned by life.

"Man, Travis' dad just got diagnosed with cancer."
"Right after that black kid stole his bike, and fucked his girl?"
"Yeah dude."
"Oh man, pwned by life."

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