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The act of doing everything according to how social traditions and formal expectations dictate you should, usually for social acceptance by an individual or a group. One's ability to perform this act does not necessarily make them what they want to be.
Tessa: Wow! Max brought Niki flowers on the first date, opened all the doors, paid for dinner, bought expensive champagne, and walked her to her front door. What a great guy!
Andrew: Okay, he read the handbook, but so what? Is he actually an interesting guy?
Max: Yeah, I thought Niki was pretty cool. She seemed to know a lot about indie bands and films and ordered a chai latte at the coffeeshop. Then I slowly realized she was quoting Pitchfork with every other breath.
Tessa: Handbook-reader?
Max: Aye.
A term for masturbation.
Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news
When you figure out what someone will do before they do it.
Dude saw that from a mile, big reads.
Knew that was gonna happen, big reads.
The act of being so engrossed in a book or magazine that you become oblivious to the world around you for hours at a time.
I tried getting in touch with Sam three days ago but every since he started reading that new novel he has stopped communicating.
Sounds like he might be experiencing a reading coma.
To watch a movie with subtitles.
Everyone says this foreign film is great, but I'm not in the mood to read a movie tonight.
Aaron Read is a 4ft beta male who likes McDonald's, he has no friend's apart from Americans and 6ft alph male Rylie King
Who's that 4ft Beta Male in McDonald's
It's and Aaron Read
Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”