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Aaron Read is a 4ft beta male who likes McDonald's, he has no friend's apart from Americans and 6ft alph male Rylie King
Who's that 4ft Beta Male in McDonald's
It's and Aaron Read
Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading
“Mate Ive just been at Reading”
“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”
It is the correct definition, not Read the room.
ZombieDwarf: Cmon Wallace read the room
Wallace: No ZombieDwarf its read the mood
ZombieDwarf: ok sorry wallace you are right like usual
He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read
"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"
who?
jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.
reading is great
hes not reading this
The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.
When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.
Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"