Best bootyhole in the world. All the shapes are in love with him, all vegetables worship him. Picky eater, but will eat yellow starbursts.
Zucchini is so obsessed with Ren he ditched his vegetable patch and grew legs to chase him.
A smoking hot stepmom who will ride your cock in reverse cowgirl all day long and make you cum in her pussy but won't stop riding your cock.
"damn I just had fun sex with a ren after math class yesterday"
Ren seems like a great friend at first but once you get to know them they say things that will upset you. They hate communicating with you and thinks they are better than you. They only achievements are other people's failures. They are good as a side friend but not a best friend. Appearance: Dark, short hair, for all genders. Dark eyes and a huge nose. A little on the chubby side.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you are older?
Friend of Ren: A Teacher!
Ren: No offense or anything, but that is a stupid job.
Later.
Friend: Hey um, Ren that kinda upset me earlier.
Ren: Huh!?!?!?! That was a joke and you know it!!!!!!
A angry, short-tempered "asthma-hound" chihuahua from the Nickelodeon animated cartoon series, "The Ren & Stimpy Show"
Ren is a crazy girl/guy/ person that is super interested in everything but get get bored so easy and they can never sit still they have a fast mind and are all ways talking about something… they are clumsy and a bit dumb but that’s ok
Lady: omg have you seen ren today??
Guy: haha yeah they make me want to be gay…
Lady: yeah that’s understandable
Ren is a crazy girl/guy/ person that is super interested in everything but get get bored so easy and they can never sit still they have a fast mind and are all ways talking about something… they are clumsy and a bit dumb but that’s ok
Lady: omg have you seen ren today??
Guy: haha yeah they make me want to be gay…
Lady: yeah that’s understandable