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Rice University

The REAL Harvard of the South. A highly competitive university where people go to have fun, eat cookies, and stay up late. Rumor has it that they also go to classes. Not only is it great in the departments of science and liberal arts, Rice University's music school and architecture school are among the top in the nation.

I wish I could get into Rice University.

by wondermaker October 8, 2004

742πŸ‘ 229πŸ‘Ž


check the rice

When one works in a fast food restaurant and utters the phrase, "Check the rice," it's code for a slammin' hot bitch at either the front counter or the drive through. The restaurant does not need to serve rice dishes for this saying to apply.

Will: "Hey Alex, check the rice!"
Alex: "Holy shit she's hot!"

by bigboyyy2 January 30, 2009


nfa rice

The lowest quality rice edible that low budget restaurants/cafeteria use to cut cost. Broken pieces ratio can be as high as 90% and when cooked can be shaped like balls to elimate the use of utensils when eating. Found in most Filipino restaurants as they consume an insane amount of rice thus the need to use the cheapest one available.

Originated from National Food Authority which imports the cheapest and lowest quality of rice available in the world to feed the majority of the poor Filipinos who cannot survive without rice.

Boy1: Hey let’s go eat at Jollibee! I heard they have the best chicken with rice meal.
Boy2: Forget it man! They use NFA rice there.

by Filipiner February 12, 2018


Cheeses Rice

A covert way of blasphemy OR to avoid being blasphemous, particularly agianst the Christian god

Cheeses Rice its hot in here!

Cheeses Rice that hurt!

by Bella_kitten May 31, 2009


rice racer

Any import car (often bought for you on your 16th birthday by your mother) thats only mods are visual and/or audio. Typically, the owner spends most of their money on a paint job, some fancy stickers, a spoiler that doubles as a picnic table, and a sound system that when turned up all the way, could explode a human head (to bad they dont turn it up full blast eh?). The only mildly beneficial mod that is invested in these neon nightmares is the coffee can exhaust that adds an extra 5hp (making a grand total of 60hp. WOOHOO!). Then it is taken to the local drag strip, and dumped at the starting line by any random muscle car. The owner then is baffled as to why after spending that much money on their precious civic, it could still be that damn slow.

That stupid mofo put 40 grand in his moms civic and he still cant get its ass across the line in under 17 seconds.

by burrier September 21, 2004

89πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


white on rice

To be on or close to something.

the word does not carry any racist connotations, and refers strictly to the foodstuff "rice", which is in fact entirely white.

When the welfare cheque came, they were on that crack dealer like white on rice.

by poobugs November 27, 2003

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rice rocket

Derogatory term once used by domestic motorcycle enthusiasts to deride the new Japanese motorcycles that were coming to market.

Recently adopted by critics of a recent wave of self-modified Japanese import
automobiles, particularly those that are held to have been altered in poor taste.

Critics defend the use of the term due to the garish appearance and lacking performance of some such vehicles. Some critics, however, often cannot discern accurately the difference between merely garish modified vehicles and those that are tuned to high-performance levels.

The term 'rice' is intended to describe the "Japanese" nature of the offending vehicles. Modified small-displacement cars, however, are increasingly seem to be both domestic and imported.

We ran a few rice rockets on the freeway last night, smoked some guy in his S2000 but the guy in the Supra twin-turbo took our asses to school!

by T.D. January 20, 2003

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