M14 Rifle

The M14 Rifle is a gun that you can find in zombie-survival game, Project Zomboid. (OK, here comes one of the best guns in the game.) The M14 is a great rifle, 20 round mags, semi-auto, great range, and hell does this gun pack a punch. It's more of a pseudo-sniper and fast firing rifle. By the way it uses .308 ammo. This gun is quite rare, good luck getting it, and the mags. But if you do, you'll be treated with the ability to add EVERY attachment in the game onto this thing. I kid you not, every attachment. The Red dot sight, iron sights, underbarrel laser, 2x Scope, 4x Scope, 8x Scope and recoil pad. Not only that, but it's detection radius is fairly low (For a rifle.) being 70 tiles! Now the downsides are pretty much just that its rare, heavy, and can jam. So you've got yourself a great rifle.

Timmy: "Holy shit! I found an M14 Rifle!"

Jimmy: "Lucky bastard."

rifle dick

when you can shoot your load, or anything that matter, really far out of your penis.

'yeah my boyfriend has rifle dick he can come on my face from missionary position'

Getting Jiggy With A Rifle

Masturbation
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost

Teddy Hyde : I’m getting jiggy with a rifle

Rifled your trifle

Annoyed you or pissed you off.

When someone looks angry, you would enquire "what's rifled your trifle?".
When something is irritating you, you might exclaim "This is really rifling my trifle".
Similar too, but not the same as trifle rifle

Assault Rifle

An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.

BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.

ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency

Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15

ATF: does he have a dog

Liberal Karen: what

ATF: just wondering

Rifle Nips

Boobs that have a point at the end of them, also referred to as "triangle boobs."

Dude, last night, I saw a girl and she totally had a pair of Rifle Nips.

Chowder Rifle

The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.

Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.