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*Guy Farts* OH SHIT THAT Rectum Ripper HURT
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Saves (rips) their friend’s published photo then re-uploads it as though it was their own, rather than just sharing it.
Freezing my ass off all afternoon to finally get that awesome sunset only to have an RCR (Right Click Ripper) take all the credit.
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One of the illest rappers since Tupac. Chip is from Cleveland Ohio.
Bitch I'm from Cleveland! - Chip Tha Ripper
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The ultimate version of the shocker. This sexual act involves using both fists in both the vaginal and anal opening, pushing both fists upwards opening the cavities. Creates the most intense orgasm (and intense pain for beginners) for females. End results often ends in pain and discomfort but with practice allows women to fully accept "super cocks"- penises belonging to endowed males starting as wide as a coke can.
Nurse: "I can't stop the bleeding doc."
Doc: "What happened here? Wait.. this looks like the Rhode Island Ripper."
Nurse "Ugh i should have known, i received that once. was the most intense orgasm ever but awful after effects. I can only fit a coke can now minimum in there to feel anything"
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When something oofts so hard, it rips a girl's panties.
Charlie: Yo dude your set last night was amazing!
Sant: Yeah, I know. It was an insta-panty ripper.
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Little known cousin of Jack the Ripper, famous for his ability to fart on command.
Today Jack the Ass Ripper killed it at the show.
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An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.
Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.