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Allegorical image used to highlight the decadence and the intrinsic high inefficiency of democratic states, by supporters of lightweight dictatorships. Frequently contraposed to technocracies, that is, forms of government where scientists and engineers (especially males) are the actual decision-makers.
In the fifties, in Singapore you had just rivers of shit, but nowadays everything works like a clockwork.
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Adjective for super drunk....to the point where you can barely walk or talk
Person: dude we got deep river'd last night. I don't remember anything
Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river
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Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.
When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?
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Rugged men who work on the inland river system- loading, unloading, and towing barges of cargo. They can tie a line, fetch a wire, and will work 365 days a year.
“Hey, It’s time to switch these barges out at the dock. I’m gonna need some river cowboys to help flip this load out and tumble one of those empties in”
This requires using the straws that come with specific blunt brands, namely Bluntwraps. Any straw will do really. When the blunt is small enough to be placed in the straw, a river shotty is performed just the same way a regular shotty is. The main difference is that when the smoke is coming out of the straw it comes out much finer, thicker, and reliably than the end of a blunt. The term 'river' is there because it resembles a river of smoke rushing into the mouth of the person receiving the shotty.
Highly suggestible for those who have never tried it.
Jesus christ...Marilyn just gave me the sickest river shotty. That went straight to my head! God damn. Couldn't stop coughing though
A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.
someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.