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A person that will beat the shit out of a man named Jon Kauppi for talking shit.
Ronald Schnettgoecke sure beat Jon Kauppi to near death
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Getting head so good that it makes the crown of the penis red and engorged, thus making the top of the penis look like Ronald McDonald.
Friend 1 : "Bruh, she was just sucking on the head and licking the tip!"
Friend 2 : "She give you that Ronald top?"
Friend 1 : "Hell yeah, straight Donald Ronald McDonald!"
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Noun:
Often referred to as a sexual maneuver in which the male has oral intercourse while driving with a woman while she is on her period. She then bleeds on his face, and then the female gives the male a handjob/blowjob until semenal excess is spewed on the males own face. Then he holds his head out the window while driving until it dries.
Shuo, you look like Mr. Stit just gave you a Ronald McDonald.
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After receiving an Angry Pirate, the female drops her panties, whips out her bloody tampon and slaps two red eyebrows on her unsuspecting suitor.
Fred couldn't wash the ronald mcdonald brows off his face, though he tried and tried.
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killed the birds in 1986 for the bourgeoisie
he is responsible for the birds being replaces with spies
All of the birds died in 1986 due to Ronald Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie.
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To cum all over a red-head's face.
Dude, last night I totally Ronald McDonalded Katie.
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A sexual technique in which you stick as many french fries in a girls asshole, pussy, and mouth as you can until she turns white. Then you punch her in the face and give her a bloody nose, which you use as ketchup
Josh: Doood you'll never believe what happened last nite!
Dan: Wassup brah?!
Josh: Me and Janet were goin at it and I totally Ronald McDonalded that bitch!
Dan: OHHHH SHITTTT HIGH FIVE BROSICLE
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