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When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.
Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!
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Another word for a mans shaft
simmiler to pork sword
I got her right in the cunt with my salami katana
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Gigantic ass nipples. Usually seen on shirtless-in-public women with at least 3 kids.
"Damn, those salami nips are yuge!"
"I bet they're so numb you could get a suck and she wouldn't even notice!"
"Is that a dare?"
"You know it."
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"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."
- while in a position of sixty nine. The sexually receiving partner who is on the bottom gets oral pleasure while eating breakfast off the ass of a male sexual partner who is on top. Slidin' maybe added before Salami if a titty fuck is being performed at the same time.
Gal One: I wonder why Jessica always goes for culinary guys with a nice butt?
Gal Two: That's no secret, she can't stop talking about how Moons over Salami is her favorite thing in the world. With her B cups she'll probably marry the first guy talented enough to do Moons over Slidin' Salami.
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AMONG US BALLS SUSSY BALLS BEN IS SUS BECAUSE BALLSACKS
"SALAMI BONER BECAUSE WHY NOT" "sussy fortnite balls"
A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.
I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.
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