Sammi Rowe

Samantha Theresa Rowe.

A very slutty scene girl. Very spazy. She loves penis. Extremely scene, but will never admit it. Has a heavy lisp with the letter s. She is also afraid of vampires. YES. Vampmires. She beleives they exist.

Ralphy- "Dude i just had sex with this hot blonde chick last night."
Chris- "Really? Me too."
Ralphy- "Yeah at that kid Rons party."
Chris- "Wat was she wearing?"
Ralphy- "Striaght leg jeans and a turtle neck."
Chris- "NO WAY!"
Ralphy- "Was her name Sammi?"
Chris- "Yes.... Sammi Rowe."
Ralphy- "hahahha you had sex with the same chick i did."
Chris- "ewwww. your cock was in her before mine."

51👍 20👎

sammy boy

Any one of the many high-quality alcoholic beverages brewed by the Samuel Adams Beer Company.

I'm bout to pick me up a nice lil sixer of sammy boy's.

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Sammi Dietz

An amazingly beautiful girl :D

That Sammi Dietz is beautiful, I mean damn shes fucking hot

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Sammy Sosa

To corks a bat, then act like nothing happened, only to admit it later and apologize to all of Latin America.

That asshole Sammy Sosa'ed his bat and now he hit 67 home runs.

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Miami Sammy

A Jewish guy who dates/marries an Italian girl, and then thinks that he too is Italian.

Ends up dressing in Italian flag coats/shirts, puts an Italian flag sticker on car, tries to speak in Italian, drinks nothing but Italian coffee, cheers for Italy during the World Cup, names children Italian names, ect.

Murray Schwartz has been wearing that Italian flag T-shirt ever since he married Rossita....I can't hang out with that Miami Sammy anymore.

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sneaky sammy

The act of jerking off infront of a friend or even, your mother.

Me and my mom were watching Transformers, so I decided to go sneaky sammy and did it to megan fox.

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Sammi Bear

The most beautiful, incredible, cute, honest, sweet, trustworthy, wonderful, perfect and amazing girl in the entire world

Sammi Bear is the best

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