Scary dog privilege

Having your scary alt friend that scare people away with you. It’s like walking with a Rottweiler.

Using my Scary dog privilege to go on a walk in the city

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Scary Maze Game

A game in which you get a person to navigate through a maze until they get to the narrow point at the top, which then activates a screamer.

That scary maze game scared the heck out of my friend.

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scary ass nigga

a nigga whos too afraid to do shit

me "Yo Mark you trying to go swimming at the beach?" Mark "hell naw what if a shark comes?" me "you scary ass nigga their ain't gonna be no damn sharks"

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Spooky Scary Skeletons

Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're so sorry skeletons
You're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize
But I don't think we should
Cause spooky scary skeletons
Shout startling shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Spirits supernatural
Are shy whats all the fuss
But bags of bones seem so unsafe
It's semi-serious!
Spooky scary skeletons
Are silly all the same
They'll smile and scrabble slowly by
And drive you so insane
Sticks and stones will break your bones
They seldom let you snooze
Spooky scary skeletons
Will wake you with a boo

Skeleton 1: *G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, G, G, F#, F#, B. B, G, G, F#, F#, B, D, B, B, D, E, C#, B, f#, F

Skeleton 2 : *d, d, D, A, G#,G, F, d, F, G*

Skeleton 1: *Fucking Implodes*

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Sunday Scaries

Sunday Scaries is a CBD lifestyle brand for millennials. The mission is to transform a worrisome nation into a chill one. Sunday Scaries is the unnecessary feeling you get (on Sundays and other days) when you start to question your life choices and worry that you might not be good enough. Send a text the night before you now regret? Spend too much money on Saturday night? Procrastinated your work and scared to look at your inbox? Also known as the Sunday Blues.

I partied too hard last night, now I have a moral hangover. Sunday Scaries sucks. Luckily there's a remedy with Sunday Scaries CBD.

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spooky scary sunday

Spooky Scary Sunday (aka SSS) Is a show where the one and only Coryxkenshin has his fans send him on twitter some scary videos for him to react. If you get picked, you get a shoutout! go follow coryxkenshin on twitter at @CoryxKenshin get some snacks, and enjoy the show :)

ay bro lets get on youtube coryxkenshin just uploaded a new spooky scary sunday!

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watching scary movies

to have loud sex

Last night Derek and Caitlin were watching scary movies.

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