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the ever popular "scene kid".
go on myspace and you will get real life examples of a countless amount. with enough pictures for your mind to blur with the same repetitive images of bad hair, horrible photography (that they perceive to be "artistic") taken from horrible angles, ugly hair clips, anorexic boys, fake girls, tight pants, and wayyy too much eyeliner.
scene kids can usually be found at the local mall, spending their rich white parents' money on things that are ever-so-"kewl" at the moment and will make them all the more hxc. they also flock to shows and concerts like a black person to a pack of menthols.
scene kids are under the impression that they are way cooler and better than anyone who is not "with the scene". the boys enjoy kissing each other for attention. the girls enjoy giving the attention. the boys whine too much, but then again.. so do the girls.
they use slang such as "kthx" "rawr" and other unoriginal lingo that i don't care enough to elaborate on. they find it amusing to poo-poo anything not in the scene. they find it ABSOLUTELY hilarious to make fun of anything ghetto/rap/gang related.
scene kids will do anything to fit in. they pretend not to care, even though we all know how much time they spend fixing their multicolored hair.
some advice for the scene kids; boys- eat something, stop wearing makeup, and PLEASE stop shopping in the girl's department. girls- suck up your insecurities, lay the concert tees to rest, and get a hair color that actually suits you.
"wow. i'm going to be a kewl scene kid, say i'm original and impersonate every other god damn unoriginal teenager on the god forsaken website called myspace and take a shit load of pictures of myself and my hair with my expensive digital camera! don't you <3 my hxc hairband and all new tight pants? kthx. weRd."
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A scene kid is a male or female (Usually aged between 13 and 18) who dress usually in bright colours,children's tee's,bands shirts and skinny jeans.
They normally have Black or Platinum Blonde hair filled with unnaturally coloured streaks,coon stripes,leopard prints,extensions or Chunks of bright colors.
Girls will normally wear foundation,Very thick eyeliner,Neon eyeshadow,Skinny jeans,Tutu's,Stockings,Band shirts and Childrens clothing.
Boys will normally wear thick eyeliner or no makeup,Skinny jeans,band shirts,Hoodies and Childrens tops.
They are ALWAYS adorbale looking and they like to say things like 'Rawr','KthnxBaii' and 'Your teh sex!' as well as 'Bang,Bang' and 'Lets fuck'.
They are generally sweet,outgoing and funny. It is pretty easy to pick out a poser.
They are almost always dating another cute scenekidd or soemtimes even an emo.
They love Bows,Hello Kitty,Pokemon,Cheerios,Coco Pops and other random/cute things.
They generally love Zui Suicide,Jac Vanek,Kiki Kannibal,Audrey Kitching,Jeffree Star and other SCENE QUEENS.
XXCarleehXX:
Heyyyy!
TroyTrampolineX:
Hii Baybee
XXCarleehXX:
Are we goiing to teh music festival toonight?!?
TroyTrampolineX:
Yesh,OF COURSE,I mean FFTL is playingg!
XXCarleehXX:
Kthnxbye
TroyTrampoline:
Laterr,Rememberr your teh sex!
(Actual conversation between two Scene Kids)
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Camo shorts, Band T-shirts, swooping haircuts. Bought everything new to look a certain way, they dress that way to be part of the scene and their look has not evolved from the scene. Unbelievably fake- but still real people- they want to do what they do , what is everyones problem?
Scene Kids are People who go to shows but who don't believe in the scene itself.
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Scene kids seem to be everywhere. Many artists have even sung about Scene kids in their songs. For example Hollywood Undead mentions them in a couple of their songs. But no song lays it out better then Geoffrey Paris's song "Scene Kidz"
The lyrics define a scene kid perfectly:
Lyrrics:
I’m Scene... Obscene! (Repeats)
Scene Kids, head full of weave
Head full a’ shit that’s makin’ me hot!
Gotta brain dent
Gotta cigarette
Mommy and Daddy can’t stand it yet!
Racoon tails, Painted nails
Credit card flippin’ for 2 dolla’ ring pops
Uh oh better hurry to class...My sidekick says it’s a quarter past.
Scene kids, got that shit
Myspace this, gotta leave me a pic com
Hair toss, watch the gloss
Tats and the MAC runnin up the cost
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with HELLO KITTY, GLOOMY BEAR!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with PLASTIC GUNS & HAIR STR8NERS!
(Chorus)
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha got
Scene Kids got the shit,
you know you really want a piece of it, so,
Lemme see what, whatcha rock
Scene Kids, Where ya at?
Drama at the mall, yeah we do it like that.
Snake Bites,
Faggot fights,
Gotta make sure those jeans are tight,
Take it back one time to smoke,
Two times to drink
And free time for coke
Lemme hit that Photoshop... lookin’ real good with ur face all cropped.
Scene kids talk that shit
“Look at that bitch,
I think she’s a fat cow”
Stupid ass slut, shut the fuck up before I wipe off your eyebrow!
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with FAKE EYELASHES...WHORE TRAINS
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up,
I’ve got to sex you up with ...
(CHORUS)
Gore, Mattel, Vuitton, kannibal, murder, Hilton... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Vance, brutal, beatdown, vicious, terror, massacre... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Chaos, suicide, catastrophe, dior, tragedy, Vanity... Where are all my Scene kids at?
Scene kids intro
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM JEE GEOFFREY guess what!
GEOFFREY PARIS: CHRISTOFF, I’m trying to enjoy my sushi..what?
DJ CHRISTOFF: Barbie Triskadekaphobia AP/VIP/PD/FD/AE just imed me on my new limited edition juicy coture sidekick ID...she says her myspace just got hacked... AGAIN!
GEOFFREY PARIS: Double yoo tee eff? Didn’t she have like, 60 thousand friends?
DJ CHRISTOFF: I guess they got into her account. After all, everyone knows her password was HELLO KITTY 69.
GEOFFREY PARIS: Whatever. That bitch totally deserved it. I was only like, number 4 on her top 8. I totally wanted to rip out her weave at warpped tour. But I was too busy hanging out with that one guy from that one band.
DJ CHRISTOFF: OH EM EFF JEE, he’s so totally lush!
GEOFFREY PARIS: I know right?!
So anyways, are you going to that party in LA this weekend?
DJ CHRISTOFF: FUCK YEAH I AM! Isn’t Dani Gore, Izzy Hilton, Dominick Andrew, Vivica Von, Plastic Precious, David Dior, Melissa Millionaire, Barbie Beatdown, Jenniffer Genuine, Nathan Amazing, Timothy Paul, Iann Vuitton, Mattie Mattel, Louie Lohan, Miles Devin, John Hock, Scotty Vicious, Toby Titties, Rochelle Riot, Sarah Von Dance, FAKE FAGGOT, Sarah and Kristin Vance, Chamaine Murders, and Miss Mother Fucking Erica all supposed to be there?
GEOFFREY PARIS:... Yeah... I heard they were going.
DJ CHRISTOFF: Whatever, let's get outta here. I have church in the morning.
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Basically meaning 'Kids who just stand around at shows for the scene.' This term is now becoming older and older as more 'scene kids' start to dress scene not 'act it.' Hell I know so many 'scene' kids that listen to fucking brutal music and dance at shows, they don't just do it for the scene.
But alas I can see where people come from when they talk abt faggy pretentious scene kids that take a bazillion pictures for myspace and are sheepish constanly touch their hair and fold their arms and bitch whine and bitch but anyway yeah the music scene isn't about fashion but fashion is always incorporated into the scene, so I'm afraid you crnt just go "ah fucking scene kids blah blah blah...hatebreed...I'm a tough guy & I kick the shit out of you cus I listen to Donny Brook" cus chances are, you wear baggy jeans and some stupid £10 silver necklace and you have a skinhead, so yet agen your still doing it for the fashion! your trying to get out of this loophole that you crnt get out of. So I just say stop trying to be fuckin original, cus everyone dresses the same neway & also stop makin a big deal outta the hardcore scene, it's not about self respect bla blah blah its about wotever the fuck you want. Btw i fucking hate the scene.
Twatty Tough Guy "Grrr I hate scene kids, I have too many baggy hatebreed t shirts and my band has a fat bassist that just tunes to drop d and plays all the same old shit, Our new album is out it's called 'the hard fight' we have a new song called 'Self Respect'. Favourite pastimes are ranting abt how shit myspace is & trying to look cool and not find lots of clothes that seperate me from the scene.
Twatty Scene Kid "OMGZZZZZZ like my band is gonna play awesome metalxcore and we're gonna be called .burningxthroughxthexseasonxofxfire. and we're gonna have long song titles like 'I didn't even know it but he died right before my eye's, and now I'm carrying his corpse' I love x's on my screen name and my band name cus we're 'straight edge' but we still smoke and drink
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A group of kids who all hang out togther and have the "emo" hairstyle, tight girl pants a tight band t-shirt and wear checkered vans and a studded belt. They are typically very, very vain and think highly of themselves. And piss on those heavier or different than them just to boost their self esteem. They listen to screamo, hardcore and gangster rap. They incorporate rap vernacular in their everyday language to be "just random" They claim to be straight edge when they think it's cool around the older scene kids but when all of their non-scene friends are around them smoking they smoke just to fit in. Then will claim to need a huge nic fix. They constantly pull double standards when the topic of music is brought up. For example:
scene kid: "Do you like Underoath?"
metalhead: "Not really my thing."
metalhead: "I'm a big fan of Iron Maiden though."
Scene kid: "Eeew Iron Maiden is sooo old and gross, I hate them....arrgh!"
Metalhead: "Have you even heard them?"
Scene kid: "No."
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Names-
scene kids enjoy adding words that start with the same letter to there actual name
ex. "sara spiderwebs" "dana disaster" "sinister steve"
Likes-
Generally Scene kids,
have slight obsessions with things like
cereal, reptar, Toy guns, spaceships,(the word's 'Rawr' 'Supah' '{insert adjective here}face' 'stellar' '!' 'x' 'poo') kind of kid stuff, after all they are called scene kids not scene adults or something like that.
Age-
the average age for scene kids is between (14-17) some may continue and are sometimes called scenesters
Listens to-
Music for scene kids varies but most includes scremo or electro pop' alternative rock, indie, and singer/songwriter
dislikes-
scene kids hate being confused with emos, or being labeled in general (be careful in some areas scene kids are more like gang members and might possibly be affiliated with drug pushing) scene kids are not emo scene kids are mostly happy and are not into that kind of apathetic, wrist cutting stuff that emos are into.
Appearance-
Boys, see scene boys
Girls, see scene girls
(scene kids are also camera/myspace/facebook/twitter/vain obsessed, and scene kids don't say you aren't cause i know i am!)
'sara spiderwebs'
1. Did you go to the 'stellar' concert last night
'dana disaster'
2. poo no i missed it
'sara spiderwebs'
1. ugh, Bummer-face
'dana disaster'
2. Rawr!' i really wanted to go sad-face!
(scene kids)
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