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The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.
20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
A system that scores individuals based on "attractiveness" That can range from 1-20. The system is in place so people can rate their overall chance of success of "getting with" someone near the same score.
Can be used in Most scenarios and has a success rate of 80%.
The universal scoring system.
Example: A male rated with a attractiveness of 7 will be successful with a female around 6,7 or 8. The universal scoring system has exceptions to the rule which include:
Location (Billy is trying to find a hot girl in his area, but alas their are no hot girls. Billy who has a US of 15 will have to settle with a 8.)
Money ( Candy has a US of 19. Dave has a US of 7, but Dave is rich. Therefore Candy settles with Dave)
Self esteem ( Sarah rates herself at a 12 even though her US score is 16. Therefore males around 11,12 or 13 have a chance with Sarah.)
Other exceptions can be found, but overall the Universal scoring system is incredibly accurate.
When someone reveals the score of a sporting event without making sure no one is avoiding the news for the purpose of watching the game at a later date.
Guy 1: I've avoided the internet all day so I wouldn't know the score of the World Cup game.
(Guy 2 walks in)
Guy 2: Can you believe that USA tied England 1-1 today?
Guy 1: Don't score rape me like that, I recorded it so I could watch it tonight.
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Preceding to hook up with a significant other whilst this individual is extremely incapacitated, therefore surrendering the last line of defense.
After Liz was out on the town with her girlfriends, Rob went over to her house planning on scoring on an empty net.
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When you're trying to stick your D in a V or a BH
Hey buddy, let's go out tonight. I need to score some hole.
A song that is always skipped over after listening to it halfway.
Man, I dunno how she got Soulja boy on my mp3, but I'm not too upset about it. They'll just end up being Never-Ended Scores.