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Someone who has an obsessive amount of tattoos that cover their body and have no meaning.
you: did you see her new tattoo?
me: which one? she's a scratch paper.
The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.
It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.
Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.
Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.
These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.
Chelle- “It’s a scratch and fetch night tonight. Might just have some beans.”
when you sneak pubic hairs on someone food. most commonly in their sandwich.
when I worked at mcdonalds, me and my co workers would do some tongue scratching when we were bored
Quick meal thrown together with odd bits and bobs of food out of one’s fridge and cupboards (especially tinned).
“Sorry it’s only a scratch meal - I haven’t had time to cook properly?”
Standing on one foot and using the other foot to scratch your leg.
My hands were full and my calf was so itchy, so I did the old flamingo scratch!