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The breath of someone who has been seagulled, which is having another man rub his cum in your face.
Oh, man, you got seagull breath, it smells like jizz!
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That thing where you take out your little Chewbacca and then you rubs him in the sandy beach and return him to his happy place inside and the sandy badness makes the happy place on the lady hurt and she screams and the beach is where seagulls live and that is why.
My fine lady screamed like a screaming seagull when i performed the screaming seagull on the beach.
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While having sex with Papageorges, the girl feels just like if she was having sex with a sandbox.
Mamageorges : Papageorges, would you please take a shower before having sex with me. My vagina feels like its being sandblasted.
Papageorges: Ehh, I just got out of the shower. I guess thats just the way i am. Screaming seagull-ing is Iles-de-la-Madelaine's special move.
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A really homosexual sailor with a speech impediment
Gosh...Is it just me or has Barney become a flaming seagull?
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Man knocks out partner and shits on girls/guys chest and jizzes on it, hence seagull surprise.
that bitch wasnt too happy when she woke up to be seagull surprised.
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You take your female partner to have what she thinks is sensual intercourse on a beach. Mid way through you pull out, dip your penis into the sand and insert it back in!! This maneuver creates your female partner to make a sound somewhat like a seagull.
On kursten and I's three year anniversary I gave her a screaming seagull and she broke up with me!!
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When a guy is about to cum, he pulls out and drops his load on top of the lady's head, a la a seagull
Are you using a new shampoo?
No, I got a hit by a salty seagull last night.
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