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a girl who posts nothing but selfies on Instagram. Many of their selfies feature the duck face, a really annoying fucking face that consists of kissy lips and looks really fucking stupid.
Bestie: You're SO a selfie queen! You post nothing but selfies on Instagram and many of them feature the duck face
Instabitch: *Takes duck face picture of herself* SELFIEEE!! Better post this shit on Instagram before all my followers forget what I look like! #selfie. #whitegirl. #duckface. #single. #cute. POST!!!
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When people take selfies of themselves on Sunday. Selfie Sunday was made to have a purpose of selfies on a particular day which in this case is Sunday.
Girl- "Why are you taking a selfie?"
Other girl- cause it's selfie Sunday!
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1: A person who thinks they look good in selfies, but they dont ,they just look really stupid
2: A person who tries to pick up chicks using instagram and snapchat
3 : An arrogant asshat who is obsessed with their quiff
4:Anyone called Jamie
Girl 1 : Look its the 'selfie king'
Girl 2: Ewwwww aha
Girl 3: uno he's accually kinda hot
Girls 1 & 2: ....
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Turkish form of the phrase "taking a selfie".
Selfie çekmek is now too mainstream .
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*great aunt posts new selfie for facebook profile pic*
"Damn, Aunt Jule! That's a fire selfie!"
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In reference to *Top meaning ; A common response to the visual reception to the posted morning selfie.
Jack woke up early that tuesday morn. As usual, he logged into The Facebook. The first post was by Jessica; she posted a morning selfie. As he waited for the picture to load, Jack noticed the morning wood in his shorts growing with every line on the picture (damn dial-up). In response to the newly loaded picture, Jack gave himself a Morning Selfie.
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Pissing on yourself while in the shower.
Who needs a golden shower when I can give a golden selfie?
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