chocolate soft serve

When you moon someone and drop a duece.

"Dang, you ... I sidled up to that biatch and gave him a taste of the ol' chocolate soft serve!"

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Served, you got

v., in a past-tense.

To get "served" one must get either screwed over, shown up by another, or slapped in the face by someone usually of the female sex. In no way whatsoever does this have to do with the gay movie "You Got Served".

You bought a shitty car from that guy... you got served.

Dude, that guy totally beat your ass in basketball! You got served!

Whoa! That chick just slapped the fuck out of you! You got served!

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Nebraska Soft Serve

A subset of the famed cleveland steamer, a Nebraska Soft Serve is the act of defecating on the chest of one's sexual partner after undergoing a strict diet of nothing but corn for at least three days prior to intercourse.

Thanks to that new all-corn weight loss diet she's on, my girlfriend gave me my first ever Nebraska Soft Serve last night!

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dinner served

the hott guy i like can do this
its wen ya thorw a bbal so it bounces of the back board and then ya catch it in the ari and dunk it

wow nick is so fucking hot wen he dinner serveds

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Serve cunt

A secret phrase used by whores on the internet to instantly identify each other as prostitutes. It also works as a motivator for these aforementioned whores to work harder in their degeneracy.

Whore 1: “you serve cunt in this picture”
Whore 2: “omg thank you. You served cunt in your last 3. It’s giving model?”
Whore 1: (Wow I never knew we worked in the same profession)
Whore 2: (Wow she probably gets so many customers I need to step my game up!)

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you got served

A movie that has someone saying "You suckas got served." in it, but has no distribution of food or volleyball bumbs.

You know, that white guy in that movie said "You suckas got served.", but he is nowhere near a McDonalds.

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you got served

The most hysterically shite film ever. apparantly number 1 in america for a while.....HOW? please god how on earth!? films like "you got served" get top reviews and films like "donnie darko, the lost highway, true romance (quentin tarrentino) and blade runner are basically unheard of.
Incidently the funniest ever south park episode is the you got served episode. Seriously someone needed to utterly rip the piss out of that piece of shit film.
The film is a joke, when i first saw it i thought it really was a joke.
Oh and by the way i DONT hate blacks, plenty of incredible black actors out there, but hey not a bunch of second grade rapping fags who already make millions of mtv.

"Pacey You Got Served!"
"What the fuck you on about?"

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