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That guy they don't like having around because they're secretly worried he's going to fuck someone.
Ryan Gosling is a sexual terrorist! I wouldn't want him around my girl.
If you are having sex with a guy who knows what he's doing, you might sexually scream "daddy." Now, you wouldn't be talking about your real daddy, unless if you're into that stuff. It is a real turn on for the guy that has his dick inside of you.
"Sexually yell daddy"
"Sexual daddy?"
"YES! It's hot"
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a favor is lending your neighbor some sugar, a sexual favor is lending your neighbor some sugar...in bed.
-this place is great, how did you pay for it?
-the land lord is a lonely, fat, semi-bald man, how do you think i payed for it?
-money?
-no idiot, sexual favors.
-wow, thats a bad image
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1. Persistent unwanted romantic advances
2. Any act that can be perceived by the receiving party as a sexual advance
3. A sexual advance
1. Girl: I told you I already have a boyfriend.
Obessessed Loser: But I love you! Please marry me.
Chick: Hell no! Go away, damnit!
2. Girl 2: How the hell did you get my dress, and why are you rubbing it?
Laundromat Guy: You just handed it to me, ma`am. I`m just getting this sticker off, like you asked me to.
3. a-when one little panda pulls on another little panda`s unerwear. That makes me a sad panda.
b-when one little panda sticks his furry little willy in another little panda`s ear. That makes me a very sad panda.
c- Girl 3: Did you just slap my ass and say "Break me off a peice of that"?
Dude: Sorry, is that what I said? What I meant to say is "I want to take you back to my place and get anal". Is that better?
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some one who is attracted to both women and men. but, just because they like both doesnt make them
a) liars
b) confused
c) attention grabbers
d) whores
bisexuals deserve the same respect as gays and lesbians, because they are normal people too, you jerks! besides, wouldn't you rather have both than just one??? heh heh heh.... love bisexuals too, you losers.
she liked at both sam and eve because she was bi-sexual.
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Sexually attracted to bacon. Only bacon.
Erica: How do you feel right now?
Alex: I feel bacon sexual
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"I need a cigarette after that sexual eruption."
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