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an unexpected burst of shit while farting
i thought i had to fart. but i accidentally shited thence i "sharted"
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When you gambled on a fart and lost, with shit coming out instead of what you thought was gas.
Denise: What's that smell?
Polly: I gambled on a fart and lost.
Denise: Eh?
Polly: You know, I sharted.
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To accidentally "shit yourself" when you fart.
Sorry man..... i think i Sharted myself.
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When you you fart so hard a short dribble of shit comes out. It happens to people a lot but they cover it up by either... Flushing their underpants down the tiolet, scrubbing with a wet tissue or running away.
Dude, yesterday I was having a farting competition with my mum, then i accidently Sharted
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a shart is when you got gas followed by some mud then just a little more gas.
mike just sharted on his bike
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A fart where you actually deficate yourself by trying too hard
I just sharted myself
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An attempt to impress friends with a huge gas bomb while inadvertantly seeping liquid and/or solids into ones under garments. Most likely ending with discarding our underwear.
"Oh guys...I think I just sharted, let me clean up and take a shower. Just give me five minutes would ya??"
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