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(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time
i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared
person: hey fat fuck
other person: stfu im gonna shart on u
person: oh no
when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.
i would shart for chris wood.
When you Feel like you have to fart and try to fart, and then realize that it was much more than just a fart. You shit your pants.
Fart+shit=Shart
person #1: Bruh it stinks! Did you just fart?
Person#2: well I didn't just fart
Person#1: what do you mean you didn't JUST fart
Person #2: I Sharted!
When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off
An unintended poo that comes out after being scared or worried
Ohhh I think I just shart my self
Man I went to the hospital and I shart myself in the emergency room