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A term used to describe someone with elf like ears as a elf on a shelf you would have on a shelf at Christmas
Elf on a shelf can be used as an insult . The catch me outside girl uses this also.
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1. A piece of pussy you keep on the shelf meaning you always know where to get it and you can get it when ever you want.
2. A homie who is boring and does nothing except "sit on the shelf," and collect dust. see couch potato
"so what are you gonna do today?"
"i think ill hang out with Christy"
"Who is Christy"
"Just a cute "shelf cat" I call whenever I need her"
"...happy freakin"
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A woman with a big beer belly that her tits rest on.
Man, did you see that girl with the tit shelf? I couldnt tell where her belly stopped, and her tits started.
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Someone who buys video games with no intention of playing them and only uses them as decorations and for hopes that they will one day be worth lots of money.
These fucking shelf queens are causing retro games to go up in value.
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When you compensate with colourful and vibrant shelving systems when living in a rented house or apartment where the occupier is not allowed to paint or hang things up.
When I moved in here I needed something not in magnolia, so to boost my shelf esteem I bought those wild shelves.
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when there is an overload of senses to shoppers when they go to a shelf and it is filled to the brim with eyecatching/bright colored boxes making the shopper overwhelmed and angry.
Shopper: "AARRRGGH! Muh Eyes! Muh Head! Too...Many...Things...Trying To Get My Attention!"
Shopper #2: "Ha ha, you just got Shelf Shock!"
Shopper 2 starts to laugh his @$$ off at other shopper's misery
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An agreement between two best friends stating that they will not speak about a sex act committed between both of them.
"Do you remember that book on a shelf?"
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