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When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.
Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.
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Winning a game in Pokemon Go's GBL (Go Battle League) with 2 shields remaining.
Friend: How's that new Great League team of yours?
Pokémon GO Addict: It was amazing! I went 21-4 today and even got a 2 shield flex!
When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.
Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?
Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.
Bill - A cunning maneuver.
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Something you say when you successfully protected your virginity from those impure souls.
"Screw You Bitch!!!!! Virginity Shield Activate!!!!!!"
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A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.
The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.
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The Riot Shield Noob. A player in Call of Duty:Modern Warfare 2 that uses the Riot Shield to get a quick laugh in multiplayer. Usually equipped with the Tactical Insertion and Commando Perk to get quick kills. Most likely camps in small areas where snipers like to hide. Luckily, easily killed by your daily Noob Tube or someone smart enough to go behind them.
UMP45 Noob: OMFG RIOT SHIELD NOOB!
"Riot Shield Noob": ROFL -kills UMP45 Noob by bashing them with the shield-
Noob Tube: LMAO SAD -grenades the shit out of "Riot Shield Noob" then gets sniped by the local wannabe sniper-
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a plan b for wen ur goin die so send ur black friend to bite the bullet
yo chalkie (black man) ur in operation human shield now no more crisps
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